Bulletproof doors, bulletproof cars, security details, sound-proof office.

You are correct. He’s opened his big mouth once again .... he’s in trouble. THIS is why his “advisers” don’t want him giving an interview to Mueller even tho trump wants to (presumably becuz he thinks he can manipulate him which is highly doubtful).

Didn’t he say that shit at a “tax roundtable?” The one where he threw out his prepared remarks because “what the hell?”

women are raped at levels that nobody has ever seen before,

Where the fuck does Donald get the impression that people think he’s tough? He’s an orange condom filled with whipped cream, he’s just really skilled at punching down.

I bet off-camera there’s a warm bus awaiting everyone with complimentary Tim Hortons.

This guy sits in the back of the room, doesn’t buy the book for the class, and laughs at his own farts. He’s not even taking notes.

Well... ok, but you have to lose the guns and learn to say sorry with sincerity. There are many other items on the list but let’s start with those.

What if Canada bought us? I could live with that.

When you’re $500 billion down, you can’t lose?.... Oh my god. You can lose, you can lose so much more. He’s going to do it, he’s going to bankrupt the USA and sell it off to another country.

Weren’t trade wars a great thing and easy to win last week?

Can’t lose what? Surely he’s not talking about a trade war. He just said two hours earlier we’re not in a trade war

Also, how the hell is it that a guy whose business model has stemmed from selling property to foreign investors (many of whom are laundering money, but we’ll ignore that little detail for now) can’t understand that foreign asset purchases are what drive trade deficits? If foreign investors weren’t willing to buy…

We can’t possibly lose, because there’s NO way $500 billion turns into $1 trillion, OK? He already ran a casino into the ground with this gambler’s philosophy. Idiot.

When you’re already $500 Billion DOWN, you can’t lose!

Oh Mr President, if there’s one thing that your time in office has taught us all, it’s that no matter how bad things get, there’s always an arrogant asshole who can find a way to make things worse...

Yep, you got it. I think it would be a bad thing for serial rapists to be caught. Firmly on Team Serial Rapist, here.

I’m reading that book right now - she was awesome.

This is a Law & Order episode! I still remember how smarmy and creeptastic the doctor was in that one: “I create life where there was no life before.” He was like a rapist distilled down to the most horrifically violating power trip.