I generally don’t give a shit about celebrity marriages, but I think I’ll be genuinely sad if Chrissy Teigen and John Legend ever break up. Both of them seem so perfect, and perfect for each other.

Thanks, JM. Yeah, it’s been a weird few days. I musta blacked out or something on Friday; I’d been having a really bad day – like, epically bad – from about 3:00 p.m. on it’s just a hazy blur. Next thing I know I wake up on Sunday morning in this cave! My clothes are gone, and I’m all oiled up and wrapped in a sheet!…

I have never particularly considered his age, but if pressed I would have put him and a hard 70, not a day younger. Mind.Blown. Evil incarnate!

If one were casting an actor to play the closeted sociopath Republican candidate for Congress who accidentally killed one of his young prostitutes and hacked up the body and buried it in his basement “special room”, they would definitely call this guy in for a read.

His obsession with maturity shows his deep immaturity. He’s projecting so hard you could dim the lights and get a slideshow on the wall from him.

Yay a feel good story!

Pfffftt...Nothing to see here.

All yoga places feel “a bit culty”.

“An AR15 is a semi automatic version of a weapon of war. A ruger mini 14 fires the same round and is also semi auto but looks like a hunting rifle. Someone could do the same amount of damage with either.”

You can HEAR the erectile dysfunction in everything that guy has typed on that page. Jeeeezus wept, what a cartoon.

Maybe he wasn’t such a good guy with a gun as he’d like to believe.

Dammit, kinja. This was the pic from post about his merch page:

“That’s an actual fact, not a talking point. An AR-15 is a rifle.”

Yeah, so much for the benefit of the doubt that he just posted an isolated bad hot take. Unfortunately he seems to enjoy and profit from promoting the type of all things military fetishizing that’s become an unhealthy obsession in this country.

doesn’t know the difference between race, ethnicity, and country of origin

They use bad words and that isn’t allowed. Think of the children....well unless they are getting shot at because then don’t think of the children. Think of the guns.

C’mon man. Give them a break. They think going after advertisers is 7 dimensional chess.

The well of bad takes is apparently bottomless. Yep, a grown man who voluntarily enlisted in the armed services and was issued firearms(by the government) and highly trained to use them and was in that war zone as a private security contractor. So a job he chose no less.

The compromise is that everyone gets creeped out by the gun weirdos and stops talking to them, like they always have before. These kids aren’t having it this time and are way better at the internet

How are the kids going “too far”? By demanding to not be shot anymore? Is there a compromise these people are looking for, where the students consent to being shot some of time, and not other times?