I agree about the nostrils my take was that she just had a round of botox and fillers, and it takes a while for the face to settle down but that hair! Did she do those highlights herself?

They look like they were applied with a stencil

I wonder about her parents; what kind of political atmosphere did she grow up in? If her parents are not rightwingers like she is, they should kick her off their health plan and tell her to get a job that offers a more Trump-care option, like no health insurance at all.

I had a bed fall apart almost immediately; the slats were not held up properly (yes, I assembled it exactly as the instructions showed). A carpenter friend added some 2x4s to prop it up, but during some enthusiastic sex, the footboard broke. I guess IKEA beds are just made for sleeping.

My sister always says, “if you were old enough to wear it the first time around, you’re too old to wear it now.”

Some departments have used this money to arm themselves like they going to war (with actual surplus armored vehicles, etc), even small towns. Then once they have this capability, they find a way to use it, like using battering rams to crush a house because they “suspect” drugs are being sold there.

Your wife was extremely lucky the dress she got was not a crappy knockoff made of crappy fabric. I’m not a fan of the big wedding, but I’m sure you spend your money on things I would never spend a cent on. Comiccon? Motorcycle? Disneyland, or worse, a Disneyland cruise? Maybe a McMansion?

I used to be a dressmaker and I stopped making wedding dresses because it was too stressful, and no one wanted to pay what it was really worth for a bespoke gown.

I used to be a dressmaker, so I know what goes into making a wedding dress. The fabrics are not cheap, the work invokved is massive (built-in corsets, wired hems) and the pressure is enormous. Last time I worked on a wedding gown I charged $250 to shorten the front and take in the back, and believe me, it wasn’t…

Now get a sense of humor.

I used to go to a Thai restaurant where the owners had their kids there. They would sit at a back table (if it wasn’t crowded) and quietly do their homework or read. Occasionally one of the older ones would proudly help serve. They were nice polite kids.

Why do so many vegans have chubby kids?

The woman in front of me on a plane did that and I nearly threw up. I was in the next to the last row, so she was literally steps away from a bathroom.

A woman sitting in front of me on a plane changed her baby’s diaper at her seat. I couldn’t see it, but I could sure as hell smell it! I almost threw up. I was in the next to the last row, so she was literally steps away from the bathroom.

The house always wins, unless that casino is owned by Trump.

It’s not just critical thinking, it’s basic knowledge. The other day, on the bus, two people were talking abput Detroit and Chicago, and did not seem to know the difference between a state and a city. The woman turned to me at one point and I said, “Detroit is in Michigan and Chicago is in Illinois.” They still seemed…

“On O’ahu,” since O’ahu is the name of the island. I grew up there, and no one would ever say “in Kauai”, or “in Maui.”

Also, every drop of water on earth was once dinosaur pee.

An IV drip bar? What the hell were they administering via IV?

I worked for a large clothing company in the textile department. Not one design they used was original. The designers would bring us a piece of fabric, usually from a big designer name, and we would literally scan it and reproduce it, then they would have in printed in China. The first day I was there, they gave me a…