Have you ever known you had to do something even though you didn’t want to do it? Know what that feels like? Okay, now what if that thing you had to do was get savagely beaten and nailed to a cross to suffocate to death while your mother and all your friends watch? Even if you had faith that you would live again…

You: The only thing that matters in this movie is the punching.

What are the major plot holes in Hail Caesar?