Pay-per-viewbortion hahahaha. That’s great.

I honestly thought that a racist, homophobic pedophile was going to be elected to the US Senate. After the way the last two years went, I didn’t think there was a prayer of Moore losing.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

YOUR STUPID FUCKING HORSIE DIDN’T HELP YOU, MOORE!

Congratulations Alabama!

Birmingham swooping in for the save. I felt tears in my eyes when I saw it.

Holy shit. It was not fun watching Roy Moore hold a lead for the entire night. Though it was satisfying to have it reverse with less than 10% of precincts left. Huzzah for meeting some basic level of human decency in Alabama.

Nope. The stuff these women were told by their doctors was just foul.

Où allons-nous obtenir une boîte aussi grande?!

After Being Thrown from Horse, Roy Moore Arrested in Hospital on Sexual Assault Charges

I have nothing to add to this except this unrelated opinion: France, widely considered the mecca of the culinary arts, has *one of the most over hyped and disgusting food traditions in the world. With the exception of a crusty and slightly warm baguette, there is nothing appetizing about French food.

As always, it’s amazing that as long as humanity has been having babies, we don’t have better solutions for these fairly common complaints.

Noooo! You are giving them what they want. But, then again, who cares?

Or could it be that only a few companies are offering them the same choices for their #sponcon and they have similar taste?

I saw “Roy Moore arrives to vote on horse named Sally” while scrolling on my feed and I literally had to do a double take and realize it was an article from The Hill and not The Onion. I miss the days where my satire was distinguishable from real news.

 I didn’t anticipate laughing at the video, but I could not help it. If he truly rides every time he votes, then he’s voted exactly once.

come on, please for the love of JC someone tell me a loud “Fuck You and the horse you rode in on ...” was heard throughout the land ...

My 12 year-old insists on using my profile, so Netflix thinks I am watching My Hero Academia and Black Mirror simultaneously.

First twitter reply from that post:

I sure hope PornHub doesn’t start calling people out. You know, for my friend’s sake.