twentytwofish
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twentytwofish

Off topic but I like the way they're making the ghosts look in this. Like kind of a mix between just a person but also blanket ghost? I dunno the visuals look good is what I mean.

MAN YES. He’s not dead (but kind of?) but my uncle was severely disabled/heart stopped like 5 fives after an accident. So now he’s all helpless and sad ); except when he was fully able he used to abuse the shit out of his wife and beat the shit out of his kids. Also me and my bro when we visited. And anyone he thought

Yeah no I do not like to fly and when you mentally prepare yourself for one thing and then find out it’s another and you’re already anxious because you’re in a metal tube of stale air and strangers your brain just. Stops. It's amazing what we humans will do to ourselves.

I think there's an element of 'why would we?' to that though. Like, women are taught so early that their genitals (as long as they're the right ones) are for men, so there's no drive to explore them. I remember a lot of disinterest towards my own genitals as a kid because I just plain assumed I wouldn't need to know

I once started WEEPING not in an airport but on the plane when I learnt that the flight was 14 not 7 hours. I had mixed up the order of flights so I thought the first flight was 7, the second 14 and man. It was intense. I mean planes are like this weird inbetween liminal space where time is fucked up anyway, but on

I hope your harassment ends soon! I hope they go away forever, maybe get transferred to the south pole.

Can we wait until a few older people left this earth peacefully? My grandmother LOVES the royal family and she would literally die if we became a republic and she's the only one who will make me slices so.

It’s actually kind of sweet. Idk I’m from aus but I get the impression lots of English people genuinely like the queen and it's like a sweet gesture that she knows won't amount to anything?

i genuinely hope this comes back in style I would wear my lobster socks 24/7

yeah no if I can get a passing grade on an essay about heart of darkness, this kid can get his shit together and write a coherent-appearing essay. also it’s due in 3 weeks? plenty of time for a Credit or even, if you’re basically smart and can put together an essay, a Distinction level essay. he's just lazy and his

well why did they join the army if not to bone down 24/7? what even is their point of being there if not to be sexual receptacles for the bros defending your country's rights? /s

I’m terrible so I'd have taken that and run with it. Like "Oh no I stuff my bra like crazy" or "So your girlfriend has wildly uneven breasts too!?". Because the dudes that are that creepy don't like to think of boobs as anything other than pornstar perfect they probably wouldn't have appreciated that at all.

my insides reading this just clenched all up and fucking down I hate the past so so much.

I've had the same plan for a wedding since the age of 7 : Courthouse, tell everyone later, make them give me stuff.

I get aggressive before I get sobby/withdrawn. Like I'm so on edge so why the fuck are you breathing in the same house as me on edge, which makes me anxious and feel like an asshole.

UGH yes. Always time jumping and shit. Or just plain not putting the show on but leaving it on the tv guide?? why u do this aus.

Yeah das true. We do have problems with regards to African expats, but we don't get many African American expats so I guess I can see why we just don't get the things they're talking about. Also - we get How to get Away With Murder?? Since when I've wanted to watch that for ages uggghh. I never know what's happening

As an Australian with a teevee I can definitely say one of the biggest problems is advertisement. They only just recently started showing Empire in Aus on public television and it’s barely ever advertised. Like, Married at First Sight (aka the worst thing EVER) has a MILLION ads a fucking day because we’re terrible

I got cancer from reading this, my house is now full of snakes and my dog is on fire after reading this.

ugh same. I worked my first job in a supermarket and my first manager was an Indian guy, so he was pretty cool about not being a racist douchenozzle, but after him was this lady who would show up hungover/with black eyes and shit from getting into bar fights (seriously- we were worried she was lying to cover up for a