I once started WEEPING not in an airport but on the plane when I learnt that the flight was 14 not 7 hours. I had mixed up the order of flights so I thought the first flight was 7, the second 14 and man. It was intense. I mean planes are like this weird inbetween liminal space where time is fucked up anyway, but on…

I hope your harassment ends soon! I hope they go away forever, maybe get transferred to the south pole.

Can we wait until a few older people left this earth peacefully? My grandmother LOVES the royal family and she would literally die if we became a republic and she's the only one who will make me slices so.

It’s actually kind of sweet. Idk I’m from aus but I get the impression lots of English people genuinely like the queen and it's like a sweet gesture that she knows won't amount to anything?

i genuinely hope this comes back in style I would wear my lobster socks 24/7

yeah no if I can get a passing grade on an essay about heart of darkness, this kid can get his shit together and write a coherent-appearing essay. also it’s due in 3 weeks? plenty of time for a Credit or even, if you’re basically smart and can put together an essay, a Distinction level essay. he's just lazy and his…

well why did they join the army if not to bone down 24/7? what even is their point of being there if not to be sexual receptacles for the bros defending your country's rights? /s

I’m terrible so I'd have taken that and run with it. Like "Oh no I stuff my bra like crazy" or "So your girlfriend has wildly uneven breasts too!?". Because the dudes that are that creepy don't like to think of boobs as anything other than pornstar perfect they probably wouldn't have appreciated that at all.

my insides reading this just clenched all up and fucking down I hate the past so so much.

I've had the same plan for a wedding since the age of 7 : Courthouse, tell everyone later, make them give me stuff.

I get aggressive before I get sobby/withdrawn. Like I'm so on edge so why the fuck are you breathing in the same house as me on edge, which makes me anxious and feel like an asshole.

UGH yes. Always time jumping and shit. Or just plain not putting the show on but leaving it on the tv guide?? why u do this aus.

Yeah das true. We do have problems with regards to African expats, but we don't get many African American expats so I guess I can see why we just don't get the things they're talking about. Also - we get How to get Away With Murder?? Since when I've wanted to watch that for ages uggghh. I never know what's happening…

As an Australian with a teevee I can definitely say one of the biggest problems is advertisement. They only just recently started showing Empire in Aus on public television and it’s barely ever advertised. Like, Married at First Sight (aka the worst thing EVER) has a MILLION ads a fucking day because we’re terrible…

I got cancer from reading this, my house is now full of snakes and my dog is on fire after reading this.

ugh same. I worked my first job in a supermarket and my first manager was an Indian guy, so he was pretty cool about not being a racist douchenozzle, but after him was this lady who would show up hungover/with black eyes and shit from getting into bar fights (seriously- we were worried she was lying to cover up for a…

no, but people assume my brother and I are dating which is always super fucking gross and really fucking insulting. we don't look exactly the same, but we are clearly related which makes people assuming that boy and girl in close proximity = dating even grosser.

I disappoint my dad SO MUCH when I put down books I’m not really into and just don't pick them up again. It took a while to pick it up, but it's a good habit to have as long as I didn't pay for the books - then it sucks.

Dangnabbbit my bad!! I thought I may have mis-read it but my brain was all 'no ur good also we should never sleep again'. I thought it was two years like here, but that's okay. I'm applying next year for 2018.

No Thank you!! Your answers are so helpful! Masters in Aus are two years as well, so there was no worries on that front. Mine would be in visual arts (look if I'm gonna get debt I'm going to do it in the UK), but from what I've read/heard the contact is similar, except we'd maybe have a shared working space. Having a…