If you can't fabricate your own fake positive pregnancy test, you don't deserve an internet.

This seems like a foolproof plan that cannot possibly backfire.

Illuminati magic.

HOW DOES SHE KEEP A HAT ON WHILE ON A ROLLER COASTER. She truly does have everything.

She will never not look like a Bratz doll to me. I can't explain it.

It's harder than MegaMan.

Up-Up-Down-Down-Left-Right-Left-Right-B-A-Select-Start doesn't work, although "being rich" is a useful cheat code.

I hope it opens some eyes... But chances are it will only really garner attention from people who already agree that Texas has too limited access.

The Great Ass Paradox: ass hasn't gone anywhere, and yet it goes everywhere.

Why have you deleted Ninjacates post from the comments it had 31 recomends. Oh yeah this will solve your marginalization of WOC problem, just silence more Women. [please recomend this to move it out the greys]

Nope. But I have never come away from sex with randos with any response stronger than "Meh." Not worth the various inconveniences and risks for me, personally.

I think it became a women's object after the movie Trading Places:

I want to write a short story about Jolene and Dolly running off together because a) amazing b) Dolly clearly has a thing for Jolene and c)why would either of them want to be with the asshole boyfriend?

Yes, the parents are the real monsters in this story.

It'd be terrible if we thought of the issue as involving real people with real lives and real children.

Wait..which one is the dress again?

I am so sick of that term. "Lolita" was about a young girl who was stalked, coerced, and sexually abused by an adult man who was willing to trick her mother into a loveless marriage to get closer to his prey. He creates a "relationship" with her that leads her to another sexual abuser and into a child pornography…

Lolita: One of the most oft referenced and least understood texts, evar.

I checked both links and did a little of my own browsing. She is guilty of hyperbole when she exaggerates the effect of Israel's policies, but otherwise I have a hard time finding where exactly she is Antisemitic.

Here's a hint for the Jezebel staff and editors:

Forgot one: https://twitter.com/pushinghoops/s…

Hmm... no mention of the situation that precipitated the hashtag, in which Jezebel is complicit? Okay.