Raise your hand if you've ever felt personally victimized by not being able to squish in Bo's fluff.

The emoticons in that Katy Perry video seriously need to get the fuck off my lawn.

"I would not be the least bit surprised to see her marching on Washington one day, hand in hand with Susan Sarandon and Sean Penn."

But can it scan a wide spectrum of EM frequencies?

Yeah, that's probably what happened, good point. I think OP was probably surprised. I'm so used to online discussion that this stuff rolls off of my back, but I can see how people might be surprised by it. I am trying to watch my tone in my online communications more often, but I might have been a bit too harsh on the…

No, no, no. That is the perfect lyrical summation of how these deleted comments should be framed.

I want to second the wish to give you all the stars in a can of chicken-and-stars soup and thank you for daring (daring) to share a personal experience directly related to the issues at hand and that acknowledges, you know, that people move and that there is a world outside of Cocke County. (BTW, I too am being…

There aren't enough stars in the sky for me to give you for your comments in this thread. Like, a whole can of chicken-and-stars soup worth of stars.

This. And even with the ridiculously shitty unemployment situation a lot of the world is in right now, I still wouldn't want to work for someone who made a massive judgement about me based on my name.

Alex and Piper are the most boring couple ever! They're a waste of time I could spend learning more about other, more compelling characters. Which is almost all of them.

Kids' Menu

I'll throw out that not all of us are vegan because of ethical reasons. While I agree with a lot of the ethical ideology espoused by my fellow vegans (though certainly not all of it), I'm a vegan because it's healthier for my body. Bodies are weird and different! Mine just can't handle meat and dairy and eggs and…

Hmm, unless Florida's age of consent laws were somehow a loooot more lax in the mid-90s than they are today (doubtful), I'm pretty sure it should actually read "Lauren Silverman, the married woman pregnant with Simon Cowell's kid, was raped by an English teacher, who was in a position of trust and having sex with…

Ok. So, let me preface this by saying that I am not a fancy person. I am currently wearing jeans and a batman shirt.
But, I have been to many fancy restaurants. Like really fancy, for ridiculous food is my delight. I have also been to a fancy cruise ship with fancy food. (the cruise ship is called The World, I can't…

No tailor will be taking my measurements!

The Misfits were way better.

Does Hannah need a black friend?

Lol. My dog does that when she gets tired, too.