Okay, you watch a show not geared towards your demographic, yet you’re also suuuuuuuuper defensive about it. Do you want a trophy?

There’s a massive leap between “people want to see him” and “other industry professionals should give him awards”

Incubus, succubi are female.

The running joke on Twitter is editing his wikiepdia page to say worse ways of dying. The last one I saw was he died by choking on an alligator’s penis during an attempted 69.

Regulations state a max of 25mm during dove and duck seasons.

Best: tires

Dark Phoenix was objectively terrible, both within the new-xmen canon and as compared to the OG story. They’ve taken two bites at the Dark Phoenix apple and both have been full of worms. I can only hope Marvel goes in a very different direction for the reboots, maybe more like the 90s cartoon.

Best VA is loooooong overdue. I would even say “best VA casting” for a conglomerate and “best voice acting” for an individual.

Deciding the budget based on the TV contract seems a bit silly. They’re sitting on piles of cash, they can afford to go a little in the red for a ceremony if it means potentially bringing back viewers.

I’d take it one step further; best actor/actress decide on the presenters.

Noel continues his effort to stay relevant despite it being 14 years since Oasis had an album.

I quit watching after season three and looking at the screencaps from this season is just wild. They have sets of armor? Dude is roaming around the forest in a shirt and tie? I hope all this makes sense to people who watch it.

Nah but I’ve heard the horror stories. Closest I’ve been was getting scraped by fire coral and that was enough to teach me to always wear gloves.

It’s delicious and easy to catch. Dive shops will plan entire trips around 1-2 spots and everyone gets a good haul, even if you’re lousy with a spear.

It’s clear that you hate all of this, but I can’t from this list if there’s anything you actually like.

I’m missing how Chris Cornell, a man who has been dead in the ground for almost 5 years, was nominated for best performance. Did they Weekend at Bernie’s him? 

Acoustic version of Living Daylights goes so much harder than the OG. I will die on this hill.

15 years ago, I created a video-game blog and filled it with lor ipsum posts so I could apply to be a journalist and go to E3. My 16-year-old heart was broken when they immediately saw through my brilliant ruse.

I would not expect the employee newsletter to cover it for a week straight.

For better or worse, the next person is going to be compared to Jackman as opposed to the actual comic character. There’s nothing about him that even remotely resembles Wolverine in either form.