I would just like to point out that the premise that picking fantasy football lineups is skill based and online poker is not is utterly ridiculous.

Look bro, Imma go ahead and take your word for it.

I think the look you see is him realizing that he has just gotten his ass run over and really is out of options on how to proceed.

I would love to hear more about earning Bud Norris’ American Dollars with a 6.98 ERA.

HMMMMMMMMM LAPTOP STEALER OR GOD AMONGST MEN, WHO TO BELIEVE....

Are we still sticking with “TMZ is not reputable” when they are pretty much always accurate and earlier than everyone else?

Hey look, more claims of “saying you are doing what we are actually doing” coming from republican types. End discrimination against women?

I feel like once again, Chris Broussard is being persecuted and ridiculed for his Christianity.

My favorite part of the video was how inadequate Joe West’s mask is at protecting that turkey neck.

“Soldier, protect the right flank”

Shortly after this video was shot, the whiny child escaped into the backyard to “scare” the bears away and was mauled by the mother bear who kept the child alive until her cubs were done feeding.

“Flite”? Are you fucking kidding me?

I think in the real world you get fired for good if you get drug tested and fail. Also, in my world, the value of your personal injury claim goes way way way down.

Sometimes I have the packing lunch problem. I am a fucking maniac. I just eat the lunch and go to Chipotle anyway.

It’s remarkable just how laughably bad teams are at game management. On Thursday, the Steelers went on a 12 play, 70 yard drive that took 2:57 and ended with them scoring with 2 seconds left to lose by a touchdown. What in the goddamn hell is that?

Meh, fuck people who cheer for the favorite to win like their millionth major. That’s this lady’s first time in a final and she just knocked off Serena fucking Williams out of nowhere and has a chance to win the US Open. That’s a way more badass story in my opinion.

His foot was pressed up against the wall in an agressive manner, as if he were ready to charge at the officer, like a bull.

With all if the consequences the Patriots have faced, it’s really surprising that something like this would happen in game 1.

I’m still having a really hard time wrapping my head around the idea that the person denying same sex marriage licenses is seriously claiming to be the one being persecuted here, and some semi-relevant politicians actually support that idea.

“Hi, my name is Steve and I’m a freshmen. I’m the third string linebacker. That Moreno guy is a real dick. Can I play?”