@badluckgirl: I could easily have referenced trek or firefly, but in this case, it was Total Recall or "What Gave Me Nightmares as Seven Year Old."

@KatieBLV: See, I'm divided. My real-life boyfriend is a DJ, and a good one at that. He doesn't just play records, he makes new songs out of parts of old songs and slams them together with entirely new bits in Ableton.

@badluckgirl: QUAAID... START THE REACTOR

@acrobaticrabbit: They're on the back, behind the end of the neck. Some people really like headless basses, I think they're about the same level of sexy as an un-ironic key-tar.

@scullymurphy: Qapla'!

@rodmanstreet: He sounds remarkably like Ceasar Milian.

@AnotherJenn: Cruel to break her heart for sure, but a 7:30 is dinnertime, not bedtime.

@sensitivitycop: I don't think that it's the different natures of their respective addictions that makes or breaks the shows, I think it's just that House is a straight procedural dramedy that follows exactly the same plotline all the time and never allows for any *true* character development. Which is a terrible…

@loosesealbluth: DO THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN FAT?

@bandofconsciousness: Umm, I think I do because I just saw that ep for the first time late last year. My lovah and myself watched the whole series together after we shacked up and she was my fucking HERO. When she was hoisting those hot braizers up to win Sirella's respect? Fuckin' PIPES. She also shagged Worf to the…

Badass women? In *my* fandom?

I had about a year where he was the star of my internal fantasy life (I was 21 and recently single after a bad heartbreak). He was in a GORGEOUS Scottish film called "Dear Frankie" and, with the exception of 300, hasn't been in anything worthwhile since.

@The HZA.: "Listen, baby, I was thinking that magashow awwa abbba maaaawwwaks baaalsfha mmmuggll."

I'd like to do a quick poll of all the Jezzies who would like to participate in Henry's favourite activity with him.

Oh Rick, how I love thee.

@girlwonder: You guys are all real whizzes at puns!

@Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!:

@bitingfairy: BAM! Right in the gender binary.

If you're finding Activia too slow, go right to the probiotic supplements. I find if I take three of those, I have about an 8 hour window before the effects start to really happen. It's not horrible and painful like over-laxitive'd poopin', but you do get that sense of "Yep, I need to shit like, yesterday."

@welshdiminutiveofMargaret: