I like the cut of your mom’s jib.

A lot of people are totally clueless about nutrition density; that’s why it’s so obnoxious when faux hippy Park Slope types try to dictate what poor people should eat, and include a lot of leafy vegetables that are completely stupid choices if you have limited income.

The first outfit looks like a Lovecraftian horror from beyond the stars.

Just wanted to note that I lost a kidney this year to cancer and my lifestyle has changed zero percent since. I don’t feel any different, I still eat and drink the same things, just as active, etc. The only difference is I have a cool scar now.

My mom frequently put a hot dog in a roll with some ketchup and wrapped it in aluminum foil to send with me to school. So delicious.

Deep down they know the kids don’t really care, so they have to show off to someone.

Generally you’re not allowed to destroy documents specifically because you think they may be bad for you in later civil or criminal litigation. If you do there can be numerous sanctions, including a separate civil action against you, and the presumption by the finder of fact (judge or jury) that what was destroyed…

“And the rich people have people that should handle this!”

I would suspect they’re trying to get a judgment that they can collect whenever the estate collects their judgment.

I don’t get it; I mean, losing weight by eating bad sandwiches does not seem like an inherently immoral activity to me.

Wow, might have been a bit of an overreaction. In some places most people have them. Not exactly a death sentence.

Hmm, my elementary school was like 95% black and we had numerous lice outbreaks. I don’t think black hair is immune.

“God bless John Legend, he must really love that girl.”

The main difference is when you say your grandparents left the AC on, I believe you. I don’t believe Darden here.

If you are a 16-year-old selling sex you more likely than not have enough to deal with without drawing public attention to yourself. Some may have recognized him but didn’t think to do anything with that information; they are unfortunately people who don’t have much of a voice.

It seems to me that they haven’t used him that much over the past several years; so they may have suspected something and were drawing away.

That's always the case with Jezebel. I think for a lot of these stories its a way of confronting something that makes posters uncomfortable; rather than criticizing the person who brought it up, which may subject them to criticism, people create a hypothetical troll who can them be attacked with impunity.

Some of us had childhoods that predated Old Navy you know...

Answer: nothing. I’m 39 and I will eat cereal for dinner while watching Adventure Time, pretend martial arts fight by myself, sleep on a floor/bale of hay/futon, drink the cheapest beer, go out to a club where I am the only person over 30 and still dance, whatever.

Well let’s be fair here; they haven’t disowned him, they haven’t kicked him out, and there’s no indication they still don’t love him. They apparently think what he’s doing is immoral; you and I may disagree with them, but there’s nothing wrong at a general level of disapproving of what your child is doing, if you…