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Ahhh. Ok, thought he might be taking a dive.

Why does it look like the guy on the right fell down without actually getting hit?

She looks and sounds like the artsy hipster girls I used to crush on, who wouldn’t give me the time of day.

A lab official confirmed that finding “does not discount the possibility” that Webb could be Chelsea’s biological dad!”

It’s not these days, though; they’re echoing the same arguments that were bandied about back in the 90’s as well.

My first pirated game was Zork. My elementary school teacher gave it to me.

Not sure if it was worth that much.

I’m guessing the FDA thinks you’ll find some way to get high off it.

“Ooh, who made this dress?”

““Yes! A midwife!” my husband said. “Because I was thinking to myself, ‘Who are we going to get to wave burning sage over your stomach and chant to Gaia while the baby dies?’ CLAP IF YOU BELIEVE!!””

It’s a way to ensure that nepotism beats out meritocracy; these kinds of internships already go to children of well-connected parents, not paying interns just ensures that there’s no chance that someone who’s poor will be able to get these jobs.

Seems black-letter NPD to me (with bursts of narcissistic rage), but maybe comorbid with BPD?

If we allowed him to represent us at a G8 summit, we would deserve those nuclear bombs.

“attacked a dog”

Trump does.

“If she had been honest and told him there was no chance in hell, he would have probably called her names, became violent or stalked her (sounds like he did anyway).”

We didn’t use the skates anymore but we still had customers that would order this way. They were usually douche bags that were too lazy to come in and generally enjoyed the idea of women personally serving them food.”

Smart, attractive people you mean?

Pickles?