Exactly! And kick his ass out immediately for any infraction at all.

I took my kids to Disneyland/World at least 3x prior to her 3rd birthday and the reason we do it is because they fucking love it. They may not remember it (though in my case my daughter does) but to see their faces ecstatic to be able to hug the ‘real’ Pooh Bear etc. makes it worth it. It’d be hard to justify doing…

The term “neoliberal” has been so misused and abused over the last 2.5 years that I immediately dismiss the person who uses it as a complete asshole. And Dr. West uses neoliberal the way a 13 year old girl from the suburbs uses “like”.

You are on jezebel. They aren’t going after her because she’s a woman.

Because Haddish is a successful black comedian who doesn’t really seem to give a fuck what anyone thinks, and that makes some white ladies very mad.

because you have to tear down successful black people. you haven’t figured this shit out yet?

Anyone who dares to mention what a good ally they are deserves to have their ass handed to them.

I’m pretty sure the white woman GOP voters in my family (Alabamans) vote 100% only based on abortion. They will never vote for someone who admits to being pro-choice. For real. That and they are stealth racists who don’t care about equality. It’s like beating your head against a wall to convince them anything other…

Here is the problem I have with this piece, in the particular example of Emma Cline: She admits to having been an abusive partner and spying on her exboyfriend in order to find out whether he was cheating.

I figured Oprah wants to run for president.

The only gift I ever got on secretary/assistant day was pancakes. I was super stoked about it.

Sigh...my mother.

 Don’t talk about my mom like that.

his replacement.

Going to Missouri for good pizza is the perfect plot to a summer comedy.

I’m taking a six-month sabbatical so everyone’s attention switches to something else and I can come back and have all the power and money and creative freedom again. Thanks.

There’s something satisfying knowing that every well known media and political figure who ever harassed women (or men) is having a hard time sleeping because they don’t know If they’re next.

Alabama is a shithole full of truly awful white people and plenty of truly awful black folks, too (Moore had actual black support before this), but this post shows a pretty clear ignorance of what is happening on the ground here in AL.

CTRL+F “white people”

This is my best guess as to what Millie Bobby Brown of “Stranger Things” will look like in a couple decades...