Schumer isn’t dumb. If he’s there there’s a reason.

Yeah, the only reason I am letting myself be mildly amused is because nobody died.

I wish I could take credit for the term but I learned it on http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/.

I think he’s already burnt toast. He has no career left. If he hadn’t been burned by the Trump administration he might have been able to get onto wingnut welfare and be a talking head on Fox or something, but he has very few allies left.

Maybe it was a fracas.

He has the lowest approval rating of any governor in the US and any governor in New Jersey history, he’s not running again this year, and he’s burnt his bridges nationally. His career’s pretty much over and he knows it. Basically after this his next job will either be: (1) partner at a large but not THAT large law…

“if you don’t mind buying a refurb.”

“if you don’t mind buying a refurb.”

Right, that’s why I’m surprised so many Republican politicians are resisting it.

Narcissism, mostly. Same reason a lot of hipsters do it. “MY BABY IS SPECIAL!”

I’m just impressed that it includes some red states.

I’m lucky enough to have OCD in addition to those, gets me to at least do the dishes.

Doesn’t everything have very good sound quality in 2017?

Probably wash dishes.

For anyone stuck in that situation, you can always move to Vegas for six weeks then get a divorce there.

Does anybody have tidal?

Now let us persecute her over this forever! FOREVER! Muahahahaa!

And he still got 53% of the white women vote.

“For when you need a house as ugly as your cars.”