Plus this one:

How do you know there's no alternate 'jump through the waterfall' exit for emergencies?

OH GOD GROSS GET IT AWAY

Every year I claim at least 3 dependents and corresponding burial expenses. I’m sure going to miss Qualifying 2015 Azili, Child 2015 Azili, and Exemption 2015 Azili. Their lives were short but fruitful.

What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).

As an Eagles fan, I can tell you this:
Bill Belichick plays chess. Well.
Andy Reid plays checkers. Well. But very slowly and methodically.
Chip just plays checkers. Fast. Poorly.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

Wu Ke mistake.