But the Deadspin comments are the best part of these boards. I come here for the greys.

Hey Deadspin folks.

Thank you so much for letting me be a part of this! It was a lot of fun, and I loved the article!

So you’re saying that blizzard should have set up a friends on demand service?

Hey commenters of this thread.

ESPN is just salty because they’re paying $15 billion to broadcast football to nobody.

Tips are insane at places like this and the experience means that you have a better shot of getting hired at another place with insane tips.

When I see a master chef, all I see is a man or woman who will continually try and fail to come up with something better than the double cheeseburger.

She was always know for her “cardio”, her drug of choice being used for that exact purpose, which she took for 10 years when you’re only supposed to take for a couple of weeks at a time.

She knew it was doping. Just hadn’t been discovered by the authorities yet. She was taking medication usually prescribed for a heart condition for a limited time, for ten years! Someone asked her a couple of weeks ago what she was taking for her faulty heart now that she can no longer take the banned stuff? Her…

I’m so glad they didn’t fall for the fake news/hacks/propaganda.

Vive le France! We drove the Nazis out 72 years ago. No way in hell are they coming back.

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, Nazi fucks.

As a fellow Canadian, I think their fear of Socialism is greater than their desire to save babies’ lives.

When Jimmy Kimmel opened up about his newborn baby’s condition earlier this week, he also said “If your baby is going to die and it doesn’t have to, it shouldn’t matter how much money you make”. To most people, that sounds like a reasonable thing to say. Not so to former congressman Joe Walsh, who said “Sorry Jimmy…

Not sure how that is coming off as an asshole. That is simple logic and good advice I expect any sensible adult to have. Some people have bet everything in turning Youtube into a “career” and have been lucky (or skilled enough) for it to work. Others have failed and put themselves into a difficult position…

“Take that audience with them”. Oh man. I don’t think you know how audiences work. You can’t just “take” them places. They are fickle, stubborn little mobs. You don’t know what they’ll do.

I’m going to be an asshole for saying this ...

Again - if you cheat you should be banned. You’re not dumb. You may do dumb things, but you know what it is. Maybe this is a career for him - I respect that. I also know if I did something at my job (a bank) events small as run a quick background check on someone I know personally, whether it’s a joke or not, where…

When you’re this nonchalant about cheating, 2 year ban is nothing, it just encourages other players to risk cheating knowing there are no serious consequences.