Sounds eerily like the story behind “The Shot” against the Cavs:

If this happened in another sport, the headline would be, “Player Chewing Gum Through Mouth Guard For Some Reason.”

Black hole sun

Mitch Albom is on suicide watch.

Jeez, there's like nobody doing any constructin'. I hadn't realized IDOT won the bid.

I think it's pretty obvious this was bound to happen, you just can't trust those types of people who come out of a morally devoid institution like Stanford. I say they kick this thug to the curb.

Cricket pedants will point out that Vlad masterfully drove that leg-break yorker to mid-on.

Hey, you know those people who really like plain cheese pizza? They also listen to music.

he's only allowed to communicate via pagers and burners

A guy who gave me a playlist (on a flash drive) called "DJ WetWet's Beats for the Sheets."

This girl that I remain excellent friends with to this day. Now, the girl herself wasn't the problem. Nor was the act. It wasn't even the morning after. It was the afternoon after, when I met up with a friend whom I had canceled plans with due to, well, the girl.

There have been a lot of awful choices, and there's at least one so embarrassing that I've blocked him out, but the one that makes my own toes curl in private awkwardness

This guy in the white. Because he was on the White Sox roster until he fought with the coach. He got caught with meth last year. He couldn't sleep without drinking till he passed out. Damn I was a dumb 18 year old, lol. Then I slept with his hot Venezuelan teammate (above) so win?

I would say you should never have a BAC higher than your batting average, but I firmly believe in Dan Uggla's right to have a single drink whenever he chooses.