All you have to say is, “At this time they are X Y and Z.”

Joe succeeded where his boss, 44, failed, despite campaign promises. 

Wow, they sound a lot like Israel.

TIFIFY. Subjunctive Tense.

Neat, we can play Communion again.

    -Current and Ex-Catholics everywhere

How do you not get ingrown hairs from waxing? 

So you’re saying I don’t have to pour off the extra grease to get the bacon crispy?!

I’ve been known to use the edge of a folded paper towel or..gasp..strips of paper towel laid over the surface and I’ll peel them off and throw them away. 

Also, anyone who hasn’t seen Fantastic Fungi really needs to!

Maybe she only did that in the letter.

As if it was easy to up and move to Europe!

You’d rather bitch about a bad link than go looking for the image yourself?

A.A., though you mention it here and there, can you edit your post to include DO NOT USE DRYER SHEETS WITH TOWELS EVER in big letters?

When I roast a chicken, I tear off and eat the wings before the whole bird is done. I can’t wait for it!

YES.
Trust Claire to have a white-handled commercial knife. (salivating)

It is suggested you wear gloves while using one. The top photo shows this but the video does not. SMDH.

Can’t be current, that’s her old nose. 

Currently I’ve had sore neck muscles for about 4 months

Holy shit, that was with your FIRST? After my 2nd, I got a slight fever (99.9, my usual is 97.4), aches and headache. All passed the next day.

Wire cheese slicer: