I trim mine using a small comb and scissors and lo..

Sounds crazy, but if you apply car wax to surfaces, everything slides off.

You can’t get a Michael Jackson nose with weight loss though.

How do you even see a gray comment? It’s like my comments disappear into the ether.

Why was she alone, knocking on that door?? Why didn’t she have company?
Don’t talk to me about balls, VAGINAS are the strongest!

You were told, not asked?

I throw my french press dregs (with extra water) on the lawn. I choose a different spot each time. 

What’s going to happen to this guy?

Did you just fucking spoil it for us?

Glasgow seceded from Scotland when exactly? 

How are you tracking our miles? My bike computer is failing me.

Are you starting a Medical Flexible Spending plan? Might as well save tax-free. 

The only good thing to come out of Wazzu.

Fyre festival?

Had this in a Caribbean resto in Brixton. 10/10. Very good!

You didn’t include the 7-11 Fish Bites because they are not a sandwich?

Allison, as much as I appreciate your recipe for biskits, can I not use the canned variety, a la Monkey Bread?

Not as fancy as you two, but I approve of not wasting the oil: I pour the sardine oil on my rice when I’m eating rice and sardines.