Just don’t eat this sandwich in bed, because chili crisp doesn’t come out of sheets as easily as cherry pie stains do

Feast your eyes (and your stomach). 

Which location? Avoid the downtown one and go to NE Davis St. It’s bigger, like a fast food joint, and therefore faster.

There is an Indian resto in Portland called Bollywood Theater. They do a fried okra that is sliced thinly, IIRC. Delicious! I would never try to replicate it at home, unless I got an airfryer. 

All the air fryers I’ve seen have baskets too small to accommodate a slice.

I can’t wait to visit a convenience store in Japan!

Boiled and mashed spuds in bread dough is a thing, so instant is a good cheat. 

I got dollar store instant spuds after a tooth extraction and it was fine.
You just gotta put a lot of butta’ on them!

I and others have mentioned it in comments on this site a number of times.

You can’t erase Mason Reese.

All you need now is a pair of Chuck’s.

And OMG, the one who had one eye gouged out?
(Gouger still being sought). 

This.

Or only share/compare with other preppers.

If nobody can look up your thesis are you really a PhD?

Is that Mortadella? If so, it’s sliced too thick. Mortadella needs to be sliced thinly. But damn that looks tasty. 8/10.

You still have to wash down there in a shower. What bidet will do that? 

Why didn’t she have Dr. Lee do something about the discoloration on her cheeks, while she was there?

No, but I made tahini cookies with light and dark sesame seeds on top. They were very good.