Ach those krauts! Pronouncing it PITsa instead of Peetza.

Did you notice how the Secret Service agents were following her up and down the stairs? At least one of them in dress shoes, at that. It’s one thing to catch a bullet for a politician, but to get blisters for them? To sweat out your nice crisp white shirt for them? I don’t know, that seems like a step too far!

We had pizza on Fridays. Yes, it appeased the Catholic kids during Lenten and non-Lenten seasons, but everyone else, too. 

The second day it is. 

238 approved comments is pretty low, Harron.
Why don’t you ungrey some regulars?

we’ve got a bunch of military, ex-military, and consultants who have billable hours who want meetings all day long, seven days a week

Starring you because yeah, you benefitted, but you also did her a solid. (Plus the clean up)

I bought one. Didn’t much care for it fresh, the sauce on top is off-putting. But heated up the next day? Primo! 

When does LC offer Detroit style pizza? 

Not going to insert a link because Kinja is broken

Big tall hunk man Adam Driver is in the news again (if we count Just Jared as “the news”)

Not just sweet but dare I say..juicy? Ie not as starchy as the dreaded Cavendish. More like other fruit. 

Wait til you hear there’s a version of Limoncello that uses [UHT] milk called Latte della Gallina! 

My friend and I say “Thank you Easter Bunny, Bok Bok” to each other all the time.

It’s not like she can switch to the..(clutches pearls).. Dems!

That’s a long f@cking way for a buffet.
Surely there are several closer to home?
Haven’t buffets gone out of business?
Do you know that it will survive?
What’s so special about that one?

Every city should have a CAHOOTS team-a specialized team of mental health experts and social workers who go out on police calls to PREVENT THIS FUCKING SITUATION.

Did you not read this about Mexican women vigilantes?

Am wondering why you didn’t attach a wagon to the back of your bike to carry all of the extra papers?