“My mom couldn’t cook to save her life. Our typical dinner ranged from meatloaf (which was terrible) to mac ’n’ cheese (which was also terrible).”

Don’t apologize about the whole milk. I buy whole milk plain yogurt and am frequently disappointed when it’s not available. 

It was obviously [Ham] Berder King.

Have you ever tried Dolcelatte?

#Bodydouble 

Mr. Nancy Pelosi has a big honker and needs an even bigger mask:

I’d say Bordeaux... like the big glass of wine we’re all going to drink after this.

Maybe they can hit up this slag, who made jam during the quarantine and also voted for Brexit:

May her marriage be as successful as her father’s presidency. 

Hey Beth, what can I do with chocolate protein powder I got from the food pantry? I tried putting it in pancake mix but the result was not good.

I read somewhere if you soak or spray it with salt water, it should help from re-growing.

You never stated if your breath got better. 

I remember seeing this in Mad Magazine!

Look at this space hog, though. Goodbye to plugging anything else in that electrical outlet. Even on a power strip it’ll take up a few spots.

I can dip in my soup spoon, often while still standing at my kitchen counter, and it’ll come out with a perfect bite.

Dick’s Burgers in Seattle? Those employees seem happy and well-treated.

You’re good, Lillian. I hate how Tiktok stars get credited with reinventing the wheel.

I didn’t know about ‘the latest’ trick. I read it the new way and then clicked on ‘the latest’ and had missed so much content.

Was this the intent? For your readers to read less, spend less time on the site?

Do they travel in packs of 8 or 10?