Barclay’s Bank in the City of London had an awesome canteen (employee cafeteria). Really great puddings with custard. One day, when I was no longer temping there but at a nearby bank, I convinced the friendly security guard at my new place to go get lunch there. We walked in, no IDs were checked, we got our lunches,…

Give his water to these other dumbos.

Try the Guy Fieri spread:
Butt back
head forward
Arms out at the side
EAT.

What size jar?
What size pork roast?
What size slow cooker?

Sorry, I have a pork roast in my freezer and..

His grief group show was cute. Too bad it was cancelled.

I used to have sex to Oxygene IV.
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Good times. 

If you really want to piss them off, register and vote in 2 states (legally, natch)!

They’re too purty to eat out of! Those are art. 

BY MAIL. 

No. Everyone should get mail-in voting. You get your ballot a few weeks before election day, sit at your kitchen table with a black pen and a cup of tea. Then you mail it in or drop it off at a secure ballot collection box.

Love,
Oregon

No. Everyone should get mail-in voting. You get your ballot a few weeks before election day, sit at your kitchen table with a black pen and a cup of tea. Then you mail it in or drop it off at a secure ballot collection box.

Love,
Oregon

From my ND I found out I am a shallow breather (how is that possible, a friend asked, you ride your bike abso-fucking-lutely everywhere!), shrug. Also, the magnesium powder she prescribed sold me (and I haven’t been able to find anywhere else) did help me sleep (and poop like a champ).

Ooh, I love 2 step processes!
Car grease on your hands?
First rub cooking oil on them. (really)
Then wash with soap.

And is there record of any Dems booing..ever? 

Gimme some icre cream in a batting helmet.

Are they still installing faucets with separate hot and cold spigots in your country? And why? 

Real Housewives of Orange County’s Braunwyn Windham-Burke

and heads of cauliflower are somehow more expensive than the frozen steamer bags

This guy was a consigliere for the Mafia. Doesn’t make him Sicilian.