Weddings as an industry seem to me a spectacular waste of money,

Sizzler is the place where I learned to finally appreciate mustard, on their Malibu Chicken. I will forever remember that.

Great idea. Probably cheaper than mushroom packaging. But am worried about attracting pests.

We know.

It could be that those Italians and Danny’s great-grandma were from different parts of Italy.

On the eldest child’s shoulders...

YouTube search on ‘rubber chicken music’ and start practicing.

Oh yeah, I watched “Good Bones” and totally get what you’re saying. Sometimes watching tv is an education.

I had the same experience working in an insurance agency. The manager was their top salesperson. Maybe great at sales but terrible at managing.

Did you at least get a Rainbow unit at discount for demo purposes? I tried selling Cutco knives and got a demo set at 1/3 the price. Never sold any but I still have my knife…

What is the company’s suggestion for the hair?
Are you really supposed to dump the used water in a sink? I thought toilet was preferred (which is still a problem for hair).

No they’re refrigerated. See the sarnies? Sarnies get refrigerated. 

And a father at home who can bring up food. 

Yas, like WifeSwap!

How much did that cost you? Did you get a volume discount? 

Has anyone ever seen a Rainbow vac demonstration? That’s a genius product and really did solve the problem of filters getting clogged.

Can they use agar [agar]? I made a vegan panna cotta and used agar as the setting agent. It came out excellent. 

Egg farts.