Suh-weet. I just got a 5-month subscription.

This is just a preview of winter. What were restaurants going to do this winter? Oh yeah, the vaccine is due November 2nd.

NUMTOTS, activate!

Find a clever way to spell it. FB has no problem with “Ypipo”, for example. 

Great news: you can keep your baking stone in the oven all the time.

When’s dinner?

It’s almost like you want to justify the decision.

Oregon required postage on ballots, which most people sidestepped by dropping off at official ballot collection box (in public libraries! and other places!).

Now it’s postage-free.

Bottle seekers in the new world too. 

COTD. You may not always have wine but you will always have pasta water.

I read once in a SciFi book that there’s a branch of archaeology that studies scat for the same information.

Where’s the salt in that recipe? Did the centurions not receive their salarium?

These are attractive, though out of my price range. What I like about them is that they are mix n match, the Garanimals of adult sweat suits.

Do people use MW in BLTs? My friend invited me over for a BLTs and I am usually a gracious guest and eat whatever’s put in front of me but I had to ask him if he used Mayo or MW. He said Mayo and we had delicious BLTs on his porch, safely distancing.

I used to make Italian potato pizza a lot. Besides slicing the potatoes thin, I used to lay them out on a plate for a quick pre-cook in the microwave, so they could get crispy in the oven on the pizza.

I know that is not a fern but..don’t ferns like a warm, moist environment and are the perfect bathroom plant?

By February, our INFERNO may be over, and we typically have mild weather. Consider the Willamette Valley. We have good wines, too.

Don’t cut up perfectly good noodles for plant pots! I’ve been breaking up box Styrofoam and using it in planters for ages. It’s only going to end up in the garbage anyway.

I’m going to ask for my pizza whole the next time I buy one.
Also, for the longest time, I’ve cut pizza using kitchen shears, not a pizza cutter. Who wants a unitasker, anyway?

Italian porchetta...became American porketta