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IDAHO.
Shunt him to Idaho.

I’m all over it, thanks. 

This. How many non-Italians like Lupini beans? (I still have to try buying them dry and making my own. Those jars get spendy)

Asian store. Frozen in cute little styrofoam containers you need to defrost. Comes with mustard. Eat with the mustard! And rice.

Is Dollar General trying to be an Aldi/Lidl?

Possibly, but cleaning up a smaller microwave versus heating up a house for 3 hours seems like a good trade. 

Won’t they steam that way?

Let’s not forget Novocaine.

I call bullshit. University food services are often called upon to cater meetings and conferences, and boxed lunches can be part of that.

Sour grapes at not discovering it sooner.

Noice. I was getting an horchata vibe from it.

Ask your person what they intend to make with an “actifry” and proceed to make it in your convecto.

I used to love looking for the R on I-5.

Powdered dishwasher detergent. Either loose or a crumbled pod. I use it to scrub especially burnt on enamel/cast iron pot residue. It can’t scratch because it’s made to dissolve. But it scrubs clean like a champ.

If there is food that is burned to the bottom of a cooking pot, sprinkle baking soda over the bottom of the pot, fill it about a third of the way up with water, and put it on the stove to boil.

I was raised Catholic, and I was taught wine was for sacred consumption.

Sorry not sorry, we should all be doing vote by mail. Before ElCheeto fucked with USPS, vote by mail was the most perfect system. Vote at your godamn kitchen table.

Yes and I wish Joan had included a ‘(sic)‘ in the lede so we’d know she’s not a total idiot.