If you can put on a fitted sheet, you can put on a mattress cover. 

How the fuck do newbies get ungreyed so quickly when oldsters (who have never posted questionable content and have had replies saved multiple times) are grey

I’ve been watching Jamie Oliver’s 15 minute meals and he calls one tool a ‘speed peeler’. If you have one of those you can make zucchini noodles.

I am really peeved with the report that cotton bandanas do not make good masks because those are what I use. I fold them twice, which is 4 layers of cloth. I think that offers more protection than flimsy single layer gaiters and such. Plus, I own a bunch of them in different colors (so you can see that I changed them…

Healthcare professionals are using paper tape to tape the top of their mask to their noses, preventing their glasses from fogging up.

Nostalgia makes me order Jack in the Box burgers-they remind me of steam tray burgers from the school cafeteria. 

It is kinda bland.
Like their ice cream.

What’s a regular weekday morning?

Riddle me this, Allison.
With Johnny Appleseed and sites like fallingfruit.org, why did we ever need Mock Apple Pie made with Ritz crackers?

The Rule of Fs. Which meant we stopped for any farmers markets, festivals, fairs, or fun-looking things.

Is she the minivan mom? I love her. 

Palin:
Me:

Something like that, you might as well pour epoxy all over it, amIright?

OMFG. Is “Unchained Melody” really 6 minutes long?? It’s a deejay pee song?

I’m a quitter but I read all 4 of the Neapolitan novels and I will never get that time back.

How is this any worse  than “Chef at Wok”? 

Did someone say ‘fry table’? (Korea, not USA)

That’s how Alton Brown says to make’em.

That’s fucked up.
And also, how would he know if you snuck some out and changed into one for swimming?