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Noice. I was getting an horchata vibe from it.

Ask your person what they intend to make with an “actifry” and proceed to make it in your convecto.

I used to love looking for the R on I-5.

Powdered dishwasher detergent. Either loose or a crumbled pod. I use it to scrub especially burnt on enamel/cast iron pot residue. It can’t scratch because it’s made to dissolve. But it scrubs clean like a champ.

If there is food that is burned to the bottom of a cooking pot, sprinkle baking soda over the bottom of the pot, fill it about a third of the way up with water, and put it on the stove to boil.

I was raised Catholic, and I was taught wine was for sacred consumption.

Sorry not sorry, we should all be doing vote by mail. Before ElCheeto fucked with USPS, vote by mail was the most perfect system. Vote at your godamn kitchen table.

Yes and I wish Joan had included a ‘(sic)‘ in the lede so we’d know she’s not a total idiot.

If you can put on a fitted sheet, you can put on a mattress cover. 

How the fuck do newbies get ungreyed so quickly when oldsters (who have never posted questionable content and have had replies saved multiple times) are grey

I’ve been watching Jamie Oliver’s 15 minute meals and he calls one tool a ‘speed peeler’. If you have one of those you can make zucchini noodles.

I am really peeved with the report that cotton bandanas do not make good masks because those are what I use. I fold them twice, which is 4 layers of cloth. I think that offers more protection than flimsy single layer gaiters and such. Plus, I own a bunch of them in different colors (so you can see that I changed them

Healthcare professionals are using paper tape to tape the top of their mask to their noses, preventing their glasses from fogging up.

Nostalgia makes me order Jack in the Box burgers-they remind me of steam tray burgers from the school cafeteria. 

It is kinda bland.
Like their ice cream.

What’s a regular weekday morning?

Riddle me this, Allison.
With Johnny Appleseed and sites like fallingfruit.org, why did we ever need Mock Apple Pie made with Ritz crackers?

The Rule of Fs. Which meant we stopped for any farmers markets, festivals, fairs, or fun-looking things.

Is she the minivan mom? I love her. 

Palin:
Me: