Something like that, you might as well pour epoxy all over it, amIright?

OMFG. Is “Unchained Melody” really 6 minutes long?? It’s a deejay pee song?

I’m a quitter but I read all 4 of the Neapolitan novels and I will never get that time back.

How is this any worse  than “Chef at Wok”? 

Did someone say ‘fry table’? (Korea, not USA)

That’s how Alton Brown says to make’em.

That’s fucked up.
And also, how would he know if you snuck some out and changed into one for swimming?

I wear a bandana and the fact that the corner points down to my shirt does not worry me one tick. Also, I fold it twice, not once, so I get 4 layers of cotton weave. So I’m choosing to disregard this study’s poo-pooing of bandanas’ efficacy. Added bonus, I own several, it’s easy to throw them into the wash and they…

Dr. Ruth would approve of the masturbation.
Surgeon General Dr Jocelyn Elders was fired for advocating it.

A male coworker talked about a Vietnamese exchange student they hosted and went to school with his daughters. The girls kept their period supplies in a shared locker at school. Their exchange student refused to use tampons (Catholic country, only loose bad girls use them) and never kept a calendar of when her period…

Kimora Lee taught Tyra Banks how to use tampons. Imagine being a model and not using tampons.

Everyone is saying it’s Wyatt, not Boston. But Wyatt has a certain body type and Boston does kinda resember HJO. 

If you change your mind later, you have to buy them and a set for that 60" Dual Fuel range costs $340!

That’s an awfully big cone for a flavor you’re not sure you will like.
Photo op aside, does Ben & Bill’s offer tasting spoons?

Is a bisque sweet? 

I never understood eating ice cream out of a cereal bowl. That is the epitome of gluttony. How much ice cream do you put on cones, people? Not a bowl’s worth.
I use a ramekin. It’s the perfect size. But not everyone has ramekins (if they read this blog, I suspect they do), so a mug is an acceptable substitute.

In Italy it’s red wine and orange soda. That’s more Sangria-like, right? 

So it has nothing to do with good luck on exams?