Get a second opinion. Not all dentists have good intentions. Sad but true. 

Not only are our farmer’s markets open, but we have a person who grows Oyster mushrooms in buckets and will come to you.

Unlike the Kennedys.

Go visit an Indian store. I bet you’ll find it or something similar.

A new H Mart just opened up on Belmont. I’ll go check it out, thanks!

I do that with my roast chicken! And I eat them first because they cook before the whole bird. (Later I’ll eat the wings. What can I say-I get hungry waiting for it be ready).

You can probably repurpose a decent pair of jeans into an apron. 

If they’re long you can wear shorts while cooking. 

Do you not designate/divide your wooden spoons into savory vs sweet?

Zach: It’s not used to chop. 

She was very smug and boastful about how only a certain type of woman could be his wife, how he had exacting standards that only she could meet

is exclusively for upper class white St. Louisians.

I think you’ll neither see this nor be notified of it thanks to shitty Kinja but I’m giving you all the stars.

All you had to say was THE CAT LADY.

Because is it even cheese? (Is it even fish?)

I get the comforting familiarity factor. I started eating Jack in the Box burgers again when I realized they reminded me of the burgers in my school cafeteria (kept warm by steam dish), which I didn’t even enjoy back then.

It’s not so much that she needed cheese on her fajitas, but I believe it was shrimp fajitas. This may be a deeply ingrained Italianism in me, but cheese on seafood is a NO-NO.

Are all your fries salt-less or just Wendy’s?

That’s a great way to check that the seasoning is right.

Since you make the sausage in casing, do you (and others curious about it) know the trick of testing the meat’s flavor by cooking or frying a little of it before you stuff it in casing? I learned that trick in a Deborah Knott mystery.