I mean, you can get a used blu-ray player for $10 on Craigslist. 

You don’t need a memo. Just look around, Pence. One of these things is not like the other:

Has k.d. moved to my fair city? Did I somehow miss this news nugget?

What if you put the biscuits on top, like a cobbler?

I swear I just read somewhere how the athletes who qualified for the Olympics all had a personal tragedy-single parent, lost a parent, etc. It seems like having to put up with nightmare coaches fits in with this. 

If getting on the back of a motorcycle blindfolded isn’t trust

Is Buckwheat whole grain?

I have no waffle iron but I believe these olives can be panini-pressed?

Bollywood icon International Film Star Irrfan Khan will be greatly missed.

I mean, why not try it? What do you have to lose except for some egg, milk and flour? [The first one will always be crap. Keep going.]

I mean, a lot of ethnic coffee is bitter (I’m looking at your Turkish/Espresso). But most people put the sugar in it afterwards.

It spreads phenomenally, can’t you read? Seriously though, I recall it spreading fine. You may need to keep it out, like real butter.

Teflon was made for pancakes and crepes. In my manicotti-making family, we had ONE designated non-stick pan that was used for crepes only, and put away in a secret location.

Are you guys worried at all about the lead accusations? 

Unsubstantiated without a blind taste test. 

Maple trees know no state or country boundaries. Like Covid. 

I hate how many dairy farmers I am putting out of work with my nut milk-like beverages I buy, but now I’ve gone and fallen in love with a pseudo-butter that’s tangy and fresh-tasting, better than vegan marge. I think Oikos makes it. I’ll have to ask my friend. I think she got it at New Seasons.

Blimey, ours can be painted over but stained glass is forever. 

You may want to rethink Tillamook.