It’s up to the petter to ask, not the pettee. What are these pet owners thinking?!

You don’t prepare a year’s worth of food and expect to take it with you. It’s also meant to help others.

When your job is to clean out a tank that chops fish parts on a fishing boat. There is a switch to turn it on and off. When the boat is listing due to waves and your arm accidentally hit the switch to turn on the blades.. while you’re standing in the tank. Read the story here.

Because there were no water glasses? 

They’re not at all life-like but I also get squicked out by an animated series called Rolie Polie Olie. [do not watch]

I love Mapo Tofu.

You forgot marinated and baked tofu, which is such an awesome meat substitute. You can put it in sandwiches and you’d never miss the lunchmeat.

Dark meat is the only answer.

Pour the milk first.

Is the sponge method sour? I do not like sourdough. 

my four-year-old daughter came downstairs....This is toddler-approved stuff.

“Brushing and flossing consistently make a big difference, especially when you can’t see your dentist for regular checkups and cleanings,” Mars said.

When she claims anyone who has already received vaccinations is safe from covid-19, she’s spreading dangerous misinformation

I had the great fortune to be introduced to Marcella’s recipes cooked by someone else. It was the first Italian club meeting with dinner and that day’s cook made the pasta sauce by roasting his own garden-grown cherry tomatoes, a la Marcella. That was a memorable end of summer meal.

Squeeze a lemon.

Please check out Instagram account @chefincamicia. The guys use cooking tweezers and commenters razz them about it. Hilarious.

I would accept anything the Tooch offered me.

I have found that different types of ceramic bowls react differently in the microwave. The thicker, terracotta-y kind are lethal in the micro. I’ve stopped using them for my make-ahead porridge.