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Maybe they had an inkling this year’s viewership would be in the toilet? But wait, he was a surprise appearance...so no. 

Is she being interviewed by Mrs. Chris Pratt here?

I mean, I mostly do? I’ll make myself a pork chop, and you a pork chop. Except your pork chop goes in the fridge. And I’ll eat it another day.

I am done with IPAs.

Kristen is a good dramatic actress. Have you seen “Welcome to Me”?

Jezzies, for the second Saturday in a row, SNS got a small preview pane (?) on Jezebel’s front page. Did you notice? Screen shot attached to illustrate.

Cue new Italian emoji.

“Sore-y”. 

Zavala learned that the man who seemingly “discovered” the Oscars was related—but estranged—from one of the thieves and was probably “tipped off” about where to find the stolen shipment.

Salami? Stinky in the open air pre-ingestion.

Richmond has a a lot of strip malls, and really good Chinese food.

Happened on a local level, why not federal?

A driver’s license is not valid as ID? What a weird state. Who issues your state IDs? Here in Oregon, the DMV issues both.

Do most waffle irons have a heat setting?

Can we incorporate ‘stretching’ into assembling? My roommate who grew up LDS told me his mom always added cooked white rice to Rice-a-Roni. Not only does it amplify portions but it cuts down on the sodium content.

and don’t settle for old lady hair cuts at 45 anymore

Macmillan can

I comment, log back in and see no replies to my comments. Crickets. Not sure if it’s because they’re considered dumb or nobody sees them. Le sigh.