our joint car loan (for his car)

And what the hell is he going to say at the SOTU address? “See, I told you so?”

Tom Jones?

Can you make friends with a personal shopper/stylist at a department store? Someone who will call you when something that fits your size and style comes into the store, who’ll do it for the commission?

I think all the seniors of Barbers HS should show up to graduation wearing wigs that break the rules. If DeAndre can’t graduate, nobody can graduate. Solidarity!

Why do people insist on leaving the G out of “gnocchi”? To prove my point, I looked up the IPA on dictionary.com and holy fucking shit:

2:15 p.m.

Stacey Abrams:

I went cross-country skiing one Super Bowl Sunday. Nobody on the trails and it was a beautiful sunny day- I got sunburn on my cheeks. Later we went back to someone’s house, soaked in their hot tub, had snacks and watched the rest of the game.

You totally should have.

Why is everyone in short sleeves? Is it not winter in Japan?

It happens. Guy who wrote running book dies while out running.

How did she ever get fired? “Waiting for Superman” showed a room full of NYC teachers who can’t ever get fired, just reading and collecting a salary.

Was there all this outrage when “Memoirs of a Geisha” came out? That book was written by a white male and it had a positive reception. 

Isn’t winning Best New Artist sometimes the kiss of death?

How do you feel about Pandoro?

quarterican

though I have four degrees

Her name was Sian Green at the time and holy shit, she was saved by Dr. Oz, who just happened to be filming in the area!
I had to look up the story because... hit by a NY cab and lost her leg?!