Why shouldn’t he sell shirts...? Everybody sells buys shirts.

Friends keep buying me t-shirts but with global warming being what it is, I need tank tops. So each time I forget to specify a tank, I’ll remember that I can always cut it up. (Friends won’t be mad, will they?)

A curly crunchy snack made with potato and lentil flour.

This America’s Test Kitchen cook reminds me of a Kristen Wiig character. She sounds like one too.

Right? Had they said Natasha, nary an eye blink.

My friends in Rome made spaghetti with grated Bottarga. That’s kinda similar right? But not creamy.

Serve this with sweet soy,>>>>> ginger-scallion sauce<<<<<, or chili-garlic hot sauce

Boil the potatoes a while, then finely chop green onion and celery. Add olive oil, lemon juice, salt, pepper and a little bit of granulated garlic. Yes, garlic. My mom has always made it that way.

That passenger sliding down into the water raft, he took a seat closest to the slide. Shouldn’t he have taken the seat farthest away, so people filling up the raft don’t have to go around him? (Pull up to the front gas pump!)

Shideous= shitty + hideous?

Interesting that mama and papa O went with Sasha instead of Tasha as a nickname. What do you make of this?

“Ferri died in January 2018 during a severe flu outbreak at the prison, the lawsuit says. Many inmates got sick after the prison bought only 519 flu shots for its 1,645 inmates.”

Ketchup’s a vegetable.

I call bullshit on this rule. I know a bunch of old timers who congregate at McDonald’s, holding their coffee klatches. Are you telling me they’d throw out these OAPs after 30 minutes? I don’t think so.

I think Gwenyth (I LIKE my spelling better) can rap. If Martha rapped, it would be like an elderly aunt rapping.

Jezzies, Kinja is being very Kinja-y and not loading comments on Firefox. Is there a Site Talk page where I can report this?

Ed Zachary.

(*I don’t separate the eggs for Carbonara but whatever whatever.)

I visited Edinburgh and stayed at a hostel. They offered corn flakes or muesli for breakfast. All the dumb Americans asked for