freakishly long arms and 130% natural lung capacity that may or may not be related to Marfan Syndrome.

Wow, look what my library posted today about Beatrix Potter!

Hey fellow mycologist, I went to the movies tonight (“The Farewell”, so good!) and there is a Nat Geo-type movie coming out about mushrooms that looks a-ma-zing!

“Sashay Shante”

He’s jealous of Obama’s Nobel.

LaCroix is losing market share, right?

Does anybody recall the abortion scene in “Fame”, which the internet says came out in 1980? Young ballet dancer who had a fling with Leroy is talking, talking, convincing herself her life is not over, her dancing career is intact, and then her name is called in clinic’s waiting room. It was very touching. I could not…

And you get to maintain a little privacy. Win/win.

The guy she tackled was white. What if he had been black?

This also may be why homeowner didn’t press charges. Internet infamy is punishment enough.

calmly pushed the offending car across the street,

And no salads, apparently.

I think they should have sidewalks along highways

Too much patty, not enough bread.

Better: Group Glamour Shots. With your family!

I misread your comment as “the look on her face makes me want to stab her”, but yours is good too.