I love how you used a different bowl for every cereal but Ben, a record turned into a bowl?! One, you can’t eat out of it, doesn’t it still have the hole? And 2, I’m not so sure of the food safety aspect, records being a petroleum product.

Okay. And how does that stance play out when your child comes out as LGBT? Just curious.

Boss lady can be cunning and post a ‘remove hats and sunglasses’ sign.

I am so done with Tom Hanks.

Lest we forget who was originally going to be the original Christian Grey!

You name the country, populists have taken over:

Questo! Li chiamano ‘i vu cumpra’.

Look, I understand where you’re coming from, I really do. Yes, she’s stupid. But also, if we want to win over her and others like her, can’t we be, IDK, a little kinder and less judgmental, like that saint of a doctor?

I saw a recent infographic map of the US showing what each state is known for. Hand to heart, for Oregon they put measles.

We are not violent people but don’t you want to just punch her in the face?

MI-CRO-WAAAAVE?

It does seem so straightforward. Alas, my pasta machine is in storage. Maybe in between school terms I’ll get it out and dust it off..and then dust it ON with flour. (rim shot)

To the basic pasta dough, you can add some lemon zest, nutmeg, cracked black pepper, any kind of herb—your options are limitless.

A biography is a lot of work.  It takes teamwork.

How do you not have more stars? All the stars?

It’s brief and to the point. Should I say ‘zap’ instead? 3 letters instead of 4, but both 2 consonant and one vowel sound, so..

This post is called ‘bizarre food habits’! Now eat your BPA like a good child.

I keep my peanut butter in the fridge too. To avoid the whole wrecking of the bread scenario, I chisel off a little chunk, put in on the overturned cap (now a cup) and nuke it on low til it’s soft. Where’s my medal?

To be quite honest, I’m a little disappointed you used a probe thermometer instead of the ultra cool Alton Brown type: