I can’t follow any social media account propagating the lie that it’s acceptable to reheat baked goods (real or artificial) in a goddamned microwave.

You are doing God’s work.

Neeson is Northern Irish and was a boxer before he was an actor.

Neeson is Northern Irish and was a boxer before he was an actor.

When it’s called for, it’s called for.

Is your “/S” missing?

has gained popularity as a means of treating anxiety and depression

I’m sexy and I know it.

Jokes on them! You get 90 days before you have to marry them with the K-1 visa. Don’t they watch 90 Day Fiancé?

Perhaps weightist is the word

Thank you for blaming the airlines. I have relatives who work for an airplane manufacturer (rhymes with Knowing) and they put the seats in however the airline wants them!

I said it the proper way! Cunt rhymes with Bunt.

SUPER WEANERS!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?!

You’re all in with that dentist but next time, try a dental school. I’m getting a bunch of work done at a fraction of what it would have cost at a full-fledged dentist. The facilities are great and every step is overseen. I’m very happy with the work.

Ooh ooh, be sure to go to the Gem Hall in the V&A!

I came home after 3 years living in England throwing around C*NT like it was NBD. It shocked my friends. My New York friends.

*This isn’t verifiable. I just love lunch.

Hey Maria, you rely on comments for Pissing Contest fodder, right? So maybe you can ungray the grays for a change. Just a thought.

You were just a kid. That’s what throw rugs are for! I’m sorry you are still feeling this.