IIRC, isn’t this the second rhinophyma nose she’s had to excavate? The other one she was able to take care of in one visit and came out really great, I think. Anybody remember?

For all you know, she might be a Republican. After all, she’s a doctor who earns a ton of money and wants to hold on to it. #Justsayin’

You can make anything into anything with the internet.

Or even just working on a jigsaw puzzle..

My friend’s cat had asthma and needed a daily pill. Friend would coat pill in butter and ping it into the back of cat’s mouth. Cat liked the butter and swallowed.

Do you wear Fortrel when you come home from your job programming Fortran?

But also, raise your hand if you know non-wealthy white people who don’t vaccinate.

his mom was so excited because people would finally get to see his art

had to (unplanned) deliver his children

I’m sorry. Blah blah blah. Whatever.

Sorta problematic how her Japanese heritage is being erased

It’s a sloth spewing sprinkles on cupcakes, naturally.

Pull a Schultz:

Yes, regular Oreos taste bad. Golden, ok but mostly sweet.

YES!

• I hope you’re kidding

It sounded familiar so I give you:

Technical question: did you use stabilizer underneath? Or maybe breakaway on top?