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This. The regular Oreos suuuuck.

This. I used to teach English to Japanese people and had an advanced student who would translate articles from Japanese to English for practice. The articles she read to me were shocking! Like, before birth control became readily available, Japanese women would just get abortion after abortion. And if you had a baby…

Pence can’t do Yoga because it’s a different religion.

Condition: A bump on her butt that turned out to not be the lipoma that Dr. Pimple thought it was, but “regular fat herniating out.”

COTW.

Iris Apfel wore them better.

Add a sleeve or strap, ehm,

Bad link on the Keri Russell hat pic.

I just saw some today at the supermarket. New Old Stock?

Cut paper with scissors okay? Catch a ball? Work a yoyo?

How did they not diagnose/notice your lack of manual dexterity when you were school age?

AND I HAVE RECEIPTS!!!

Neither Jost nor the superstar are media whores. Just sayin’.

You, IAMRU2, have been gifted a counted cross stitch. There is no printed design on the fabric. You have to find the middle of the fabric and work the pattern based on the middle. IT’ TRICKY AT FIRST BUT VERY SATISFYING.

Very proud of Mr Tardis, but I sincerely hope he has full documentation because that asshat might sue to get his job back. And nobody wants that to happen, 15 years or not, right?

My original screen name was from “ah fuck, what will I choose as a screen name” while staring at my TV. Second screen name is from this adorable bundle of joy:

https://jezebel.com/luxury-house-slippers-beloved-by-meghan-markle-are-a-te-1831870653