Looks like he’s doing a different kind of doping before races now.

For my sons’ rec team, every year for the last practice before winter break I tell them if anyone can make a half court shot (one shot each) then we’ll be done with drills and just scrimmage for the last hour of practice. Last night after the first six kids missed, the most timid shooter on the team (not a bad shooter…

Bill Cartwright style

The Bears are now so irrelevant that their notoriously garbage natural grass surface doesn’t even warrant a mention anymore

I believe CCR warned us about his rise, too.

Pink Floyd tried to warn us about this dark side like forty years ago.

Now I’m just picturing athletes being forced to stand on the podium, hearts crossed, stadium silent, for the entirety of the 8-minute version of ‘Crazy Game of Poker’

Their scheme went so far it doped the White House.

And here Oklahoma was worried about replacing Joe Mixon.

I bet TCU wished that this came to light Sooner.

A kicker gloating in a moment of triumph. I don’t see what could go wrong.

Revenge is a dish best served Gould.

He has a penchant for beating people who have boobs

The Angles

Maybe if the bin was wearing the other team’s colors...

Indy pre-race is one of my favorite things in the world (I last went in 2016) and Jim Nabors was my favorite part of my favorite thing. Here are his first:

Damn, Chad’s really gleaming the cube there.

This feels like a metaphor for something but I can’t quite place it....

+2 wild women

Pat dressed like he’s jetting off to Hedonism II after the show.