I wil never forgive him for making the Kardashians famous through the power of his penis and her gigantic ass.

I mean, the Kardashians are certainly one of the biggest reasons “influencer” became a viable career path, which I do see as a net negative on the world, so I see where he’s coming from. And that sex tape did move Kim (and her family by association) from a Z-list celebrity to... well, I don’t even wanna go as high as…

There was an interview with Ray J a while back were he said, with all sincerity, that that sex tape was one of the most significant things to ever happen in history.

“There might not be any OnlyFans and all the things like that. All the opportunities like that. Probably more people would be going to college.”

Frankly, I would’ve thought being Rob Schneider would be enough to legally keep him from ever going within 500 ft of an audience again.

It’s my dream that someday in the far future will be able to do this with the ease of typing on a keyboard.

We reiterate this sincere and unconditional apology today, for any offense caused by Mr. Schneider’s recent comedy set, at the Four Seasons Ball.

“Phew, close one... anyway, I pulled some strings, and I got us a replacement on short notice. Do you guys remember that show Roseanne?”

Alt take: the booking person knew exactly who he is and shares his beliefs. Rob’s entire career has been people tossing him a bone for one reason or another.

You think his anti-vax stance alone would be enough to keep a HEALTH CARE foundation from booking him. The filthy content is just lagniappe.

I feel bad for the booker.

I’ll always remember him as his most memorable character, The Stapler.

It absolutely doesn’t work without Mozzie. :(

The movie ended with him aborting himself, so maybe all those eggs and flour were just so people could get a big bite of bread in the end.

Remember when someone had the bright idea to build an entire movie around “Here’s two hours of Ashton Kutcher using superpowers to repeatedly land himself in one shitty situation after another, please enjoy”?

What Happens In Vegas star thinks AI could make a great movie

Enough with shrinkflation! It’s bad enough they short-sheeted my Charmin.

*Best Asstress

This is a political prosecution, plain and simple, which became pretty evident when the prosecutors were on Sean Hannity’s show the same night they initially charged Baldwin. They’re going after him because he offended their Orange Anus Emperor.

Really this is still in the news?