There’s a warp pipe under the floor of every Japanese building.

Considering how Robin famously felt about his characterizations being re-used to sell merchandise, I think he would find the idea of a bot imitating his performances to be horrifying.

Always based Hayao Miyazaki

This reminds me of how Disney refused to pay royalties to Star Wars novelization authors like Alan Dean Foster after it acquired the IP. They decided that they’d acquired the rights to the content but not the obligation to pay for Lucasarts’ agreements, and they had to be shamed for months before they resolved the…

I forgot to mention that I’m clinically stupid.

“She also said she had previously reached out to Epic but it had never responded.”

Ban casinos now.

Huh, I was wondering why Tom Hanks was suddenly twenty years younger and almost completely inert except for his mouth, nose, and eyes.

Bonus side effect: would help alleviate the Bay Area rent crisis.

We gotta kill everyone advocating for this shit before it's too late

“Hi, I’m Tom Hanks. This dental insurance company has lost all credibility, so they’re borrowing some of mine!”

I look forward to the many AV Club thinkpieces astonished when people turn on hundreds of Moonlighting reruns for background noise and the total hours “watched” exceeds those of some new streaming show with two episodes total.

I miss the Epic that made Unreal Tournament ‘99 and 2004.

I think the more noteworthy information is that Epic laid off 900 people despite making billions in revenue each year. The nice severance package doesn’t really make up for that. If you’re bringing in billions of dollars each year and still somehow losing enough money that you need to fire 900 people, that reeks of…

I could take this one step further...

“That’s per a post-mortem interview Turner gave...”

His music rocks (especially with Steve Stevens on guitar) and he is a great entertainer.  I’m actually sad to see Cyberpunk on this list.  It was a concept album totally fitting for the time.  Even though it was a huge departure stylistically for Billy, I thought he executed it well.  Because it was such a bomb, he…

Given that Motley Crue is on here, I’d take Billy Idol’s career over theirs any day of the week.

Budokhan is bar none, probably one of the best live albums out there. You really get the energy from it and man, its infectious. Those girls loved that band and the band were having a blast (I dare you to watch their videos of that performance and not get a smile on your face - its real kismet of the boys in their…

Queen + Paul Rodgers never made sense to me.