Holy shit, just when I thought I couldn’t dislike Phil Spencer any more.

Dude’s idea of success is ‘buy all the competition’ rather than, you know, actually investing in his own developers to make better games.  Sure buddy, try to buy the company that has consistently trounced the shit out of you in console sales…

And he was only about saving “the children”. He made sure to check IDs on every woman to ensure they were over 18 before he asked them to grab his dick

This is the least surprising news ever. It’s sad, but “MAGA conservative gung ho about anti-sex trafficking being a sex predator” is an easy guess.

To be fair, he only said he was opposed to trafficking. He never said he was against sexual assault.

Can we do The Sound of Freedom guy now (Tim Ballard)? Please. Who didn’t see that coming?

I was a big fan of his back in the early 2000s, but the more I listened to his radio show and the more I watched him on things, the more off things seemed. When he left comedy/acting for whatever conspiracy theory nonsense he’s into now, I was no longer interested in his whole deal, but I feel like anyone who listened…

This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.

Oh, well if ELON supports him... he’s definitely GUILTY (Seriously. NOT said in sarcasm).

The cast of That 70s Show have also weighed in to remark that Russell Brand is often not as late as you might expect him to be.

“The 1995 Mortal Kombat movie has never been regarded as a good film”

“Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

If nothing else, that movie will hold up a little better than the 1995 movie.

The new movie was not good.

The OG film is pure cheese, but lord, the soundtrack!! The Immortals (really, The Lords of Acid) +Orbital + The Utah Saints... Oh, the memories of gorgeous techno tunes past...

When someone has to group blacks and women together in a single apology, you kind of need to know all you need to know about that person.

Sure, Jann.

There needs to a kind of Clippy for old people when they are being interviewed.

There is so, so much to unpack here regarding Wenner and how The Masters ended up the way that it is. At it’s core, it’s not complicated: His entire career is/was guided by biases that he refuses to recognize and combat. Thus, a rock retrospective that looks very little like the actual history of rock and roll, but…

Excuse me, the featured starlets of Little Shop of Horrors, and the backbone of its spectacular soundtrack had minor stints in Martin.

Yeah man, all the kids are rushing out to buy her book now that they know she said something bad about...Steve Martin?  Wait, that can’t be right.