I feel like adding the S onto most disaster films is just the porn version.

Not like anybody else who ever fell hundreds of feet in Star Wars died.

It’s the one relevant to the site, and they still used it as evidence against him when we all know they’re just pixels and it isn’t real.

Where’s Adam Frucci when ya need him?

People don’t want to admit this, but the exact same problems in FF15 already existed in FF13. The only difference is the supplemental material for FF13 to explain the plot is in the game in the logs.

The emotional moments of Noctis and Luna fall flat because we don’t actually get any meaningful time with them together…

It’s weird how P3 didn’t have social links for the male cast, when your very first social link is The Magician, a guy.

...Who you then have to goad into doing the completely wrong things to advance his social link because those are the things he wants to hear.

P3 social links were weird.

My man should have won his Oscar for the theme to Spyhard.

Strauss is pissed people have been modding in cash, which Take2 can solve if they gave a fuck, so they withhold updates to spite them.

WB being unable to do a proper port? Where have I heard that before?

*coughArkhamKnightonPCcough*

At least someone else understands Godzilla vs Destroyah is probably the Godzilla pinnacle.

Godzilla vs Destroyah is way better than any of the American Godzillas.

Just to make this more interesting I’m going to ignore series sequels and only include games with actual characters/plots that are connected. So no FF7, but yes to FF10-2 (the idea of, anyways).

Which for me has to be Baldur’s Gate 2. The gameplay’s better with 2nd edition D&D being far more interesting away from it’s…

It’s dull you twit, it’ll hurt more!

Little wing-ed potatoes.

Why is there a cursor freaking out in the background like somebody’s controlling it with a fucking Wii remote?

In the case of the slide I’m not sure it’s copying dumb shit, but just being really curious how the fuck the cop came out of that little slide going mach 2.

I’ll be curious to see how Chopper looks

Some sort of united artists?

There’s a quest where you need to go to a different planet’s Chunks to pick up the special sauce for the Chunks you’re currently at.

That’s it. There’s no complication, it doesn’t lead anywhere wacky, you just go fetch some sauce.

I can feel where Zack’s coming from.