I just find it hilarious the premise is: “Well, Luke fucked up setting up a new Jedi Order... may as well try it too.”

Damn, no Jack Black saying, “This is the hway.”

Finally some fucking Spelljammer.

Definitely more excited for a friendly neighborhood Spiderman.

Yeah, he’s clearly named after the Toys ‘R’ Us giraffe.

Series X does have a limitation keeping some games from running on it: The Series S.

If you don’t want to try getting a game to run on the Series S (which is a lot weaker and has 37.5% less RAM) then you can’t make a Series X game, because MS requires they work on both.

Now SE is probably full of shit here, but that…

The Razzies are more puritanical than I expected.

Also, The Blair Witch Project is a bad movie.

It’s about inline with what Rifftrax charges for each movie that is the full video.

I didn’t see the followup that he hadn’t gone back until later and they were destroyed.  Fuckin’ oooooof.

I’m surprised nobody pointed out they spelled Zaslav right and then immediately called him Zazlov.

because it wasn’t cutesie enough in a Zelda sort of way

You’re right, it’s not a reference, it’s actually a dog whistle.

You know why they use dog whistles, right?  Because then they can call anyone who decries the dog whistle as being insane for making those connections and drive the “normies” onto their side.

Why do they always feed their AI models 4chan?

Low standards for recruits and putting a bunch of those low standard dudes on a ship for months with a handful of women.

Meanwhilst your boss was on MySpace 90% of the time.

I just like to bitch about how everyone is so dumb in zombie apocalypses.

“These are the Unforigvable curses, children.”

“What happens if I use one against my enemies?”

“Look, I don’t give a fuck what you do on your weekends, just keep that shit outa the hallways.”

Considering that shit could have cost him a leg or two I’d say he’s had a pretty good result.

In other words:  People who don’t live in the U.S.