Also a teleport to midway up the Eiffel Tower.

I have a bad feeling Republican goals in the future are to pass such heinous shit at the federal level to try and force blue states to secede so they can drop the hammer on them.

Evil Dead: A Fistful of Boomstick may be cheeseball, but it’s amusing cheeseball.

Did the cops hug him and give him some warm milk and cookies afterwards like they do with all the other white supremacist mass murderers?

Couldn’t think of a way to work in Sleepaway Camp reference, but I come back later and this beauty’s here.

It would probably work better nowadays if you trained an AI to make a recognizable human face with it.  Just not sure it would be worth the effort.

“that dogs really are man’s best friend, they know their place, and perform useful functions like biting burglars and chasing balls that you throw for them.”

Well, it kinda depends on if there’s any good material to work with in a sequel and you’re not just rehashing the original.

Clerks 2 manages to be a good legacy sequel since it deals with different subject matter than the original.

I feel like there’s a decent enough concept to explore these characters dealing with…

No, Steam allows developers/publishers to create keys to sell on other storefronts.  Humble Bundle, Fanatical, GMG, etc. all have better deals than Steam all the time.

The problem is I regularly see the keys cheaper on other sites.  So if Valve is threatening people they’re fucking awful at it.

Hulk smash theater chains.

It was written by a 9 year-old Anakin Skywalker, what do you expect?

Yeah, Hollywood should remake bad movies with good concepts... like Austin Powers.

What a weird think to bitch about when so many of the MCU films seem rather same-y. It’s a good thing Raimi got to be Raimi.

I blame fucking morons like you.

A piracy game where you “craft” new ships rather than capture them.  Way to miss the point.

Yeah, that second sarcophagus needs opening.

I’m always excited to hear Cam Clarke in games.  He pops up in unexpected places sometimes like Xenogears.

Well, well, well, if it isn’t time for the Blasphemous Blade to shine.

Boy, that Xover guy thinking the Confederate traitors are “Founding Fathers” is sure saying the quiet part loud.