2003 Dave would probably strangle himself to prevent 2021 Dave’s existence if he knew he’d become the sorta asshole who panders to the people who made him quit Chappelle’s Show in the first place.

What’s the point unless I can see everyone acknowledge my comments are the best?!

Actually, what is the point?

(This would be a good post to never post again with as a very committed joke, but I’m too much of a whore to keep up with that. Let’s just pretend I did.)

The plot’s overall pretty dumb, but it’s shot fucking beautifully.

Who wore it better?

Maternity wards are full of “pro-life” crazy nurses.

Pro-life is such a farcical name we’ve let them get away with for too long.  They’re anti-women.

Weird.  It’s almost as if when they know there’s no consequences they don’t actually change their behavior?

That sure is a lot of people in UHF that turned out to be crazy. Al, uhhhh... you sure you’re only weird, right?

The digital versions of ABBA were created after months of motion-capture and performance techniques with the four band members and an 850-person team from George Lucas’ Industrial Light & Magic.

It does kill covid-19 though!*

*At 100 times the safe dose for humans. Which you’d probably also get the same covid killing result with all sorts of different medications at those doses.

Van Morrison is the sort of stupid, self-absorbed asshole who hasn’t put an ounce of effort into any of his concerts for at least 30 years.

The stilted movement is way better with the skeletons.  It really helps show how unnatural they are.

Matrix would be the Commando sequel name.

“The people need to know I ain’t got baby dick anymore!”

This works for optimization for disc-based/hard drive games due to the seek time going through the disc, but I’m not 100% on how much time this saves on carts using flash-based storage.

Ah, Blue Gender was initially kinda compelling, but the majority of it’s pay-offs are tropey trash.

Seriously, online in neutral or left-leaning areas they always bust out that “The Dems drove me away!” bullshit when they’re just some far-right agitator hoping to “pill” somebody.

Apparently JustForFans was their primary competition in the uhhh... porn fan space?

Because this is how they did the train in Fallout 3: